Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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