You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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