her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.