So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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