we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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