Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
