summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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