I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
ugly people sure do ruin things
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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