i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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