If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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