This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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