Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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