This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
its liver damage thursday
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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