i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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