Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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