My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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