Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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