can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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