yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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