carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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