Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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