lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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