some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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