we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Dear god my vagina.
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