Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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