I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
