the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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