Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
