i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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