Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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