Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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