that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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