I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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