am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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