yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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