you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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