they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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