Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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