And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dick very happy bro
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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