dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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