I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
ttyl tear gas
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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