My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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