I'm drive I can fine osifer
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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Oh Jesus.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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