just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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