dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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