I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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