I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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