On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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