Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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