I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.