Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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