Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.