i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You have to summon your inner elephant
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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