you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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