Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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