is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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