the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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