Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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