they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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