Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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