I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She's the barista slut.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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